Ok so at dinner (don't ask me how) we got onto the subject of how a man tried to kidnap a girl in a shopping center. Anyhow we went on with my dad telling me and my sister to attack the eyes if we ever got into that situation. And so dinner went a little like this ( this is shortened since i can't remember every single word; i was laughing too hard).
Dad: "If you're every in that situation; attack their eyes. It is sure to make them let you go in a hurry."
Morgan (my little sister): "So just pock em in the eyes?"
Dad: "Yeah. Jab them really hard in the eyes or rip 'em out. That way they will let you go or will bump into something sooner or